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• Kiefer Sutherland gets sentenced to two times 24. (AP)

• Michael Jackson has lupus. (Fox News)

• Forty hospital employees under investigation, 27 suspended without pay for leaking George Clooney's medical history. (WCBS TV)

• Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive. (AP)

• Don't want your MVT. Texas Tech bans sale of T-shirt with image of Michael Vick hanging a rival dog. (Statesman)

• David Hasselhoff hoffpitalized after relapse. (TMZ)

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