October 9, 2007
Unholy Matrimony

It was tackier than a Tennessee shotgun wedding. Sex-tape veterans Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon squeezed in their marriage ceremony during Anderson's 90-minute break between her assistant duties in Hans Klok's magic show at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. She wore a white denim miniskirt and the cake was made of cardboard because the wedding planners didn't have time to get a real one baked. (There were wedding planners?) Among the 40 who attended the nups were Anderson's tiny sons Brandon and Dylan, and actors Tobey Maguire and Lucas Haas, who feasted on pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos. The couple's troth resulted from a high-stakes poker game. "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and I fell in love," Anderson cooed to Ellen DeGeneres. "It's so romantic." (NY Daily News)
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