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• While in Paris, Posh and her entourage accidentally stumbled upon and interrupted the inquest into Princess Diana's death. Her theory was not polled. (Digital Spy)

• The Osbournes plan to sell all their earthly shit in a monster garage sale. (Reuters)

• Spurned by his girlfriend and taunted as a worthless pig by others at a pizza party, 20-year-old Wisconsin sheriff's deputy Tyler Peterson snapped, fired 30 rifle shots into the crowd, killing six people. (NY Daily News)

• The 50 best racks in the bizness. (Film Threat)

• Chloë Sevigny, who dreams of one day having a foursome with Sean Penn, Clive Owen, and Benicio Del Toro, says she has no adult hobbies because she took too many drugs as a youth. (Actress Archives)

• Rehab shocker! Trendy detox centers are less focused on getting their celebrity patients clean than they are on cleaning out their bank accounts. (LA Times)

• Dear Abby supports gay marriage, hates homophobic jokes and the expression "That's so gay." (Examiner)

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