What Was He Inking?

It's no wonder you never see photos of Charlie Sheen with his shirt off. He's covered in 13 tattoos, most of which he doesn't remember getting, including a wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart that reads, "Back in 15 minutes." He says he thinks it was supposed to be an ashtray, but the inking when horribly wrong. Yeah, an ashtray would have been much nicer. His fiancée Brooke Mueller hates all of them and wants him to have them removed, which he's promised to do. He's already lasered "Denise" off of his wrist. (Page Six)

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