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• Carrie Fisher's buns are number one. (Daily Mail)

• George Clooney has a $100,000 wager with Michelle Pfeiffer that he'll never marry again. (Yahoo!)

• Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, loaded with over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, held ransom for $1 million by French cabbie. (Egotastic!)

• And the wrist is history. Owen Wilson made an appearance at the premiere of The Darjeeling Limited last night. (People)

• Daniel Edwards' memorial to slain Prince Harry is displayed in Trafalgar Square. (Radar)

• The five-carat diamond earrings worn by stuck-on-himself actor Jamie Foxx are clip-ons! (INF Daily)

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