October 3, 2007
The Color Green
Eva Longoria is finally coming clean about that sex tape of hers, like she thought it was necessary. It wasn't fake and it wasn't real; it was, in fact, both – a real phony concocted and scripted and starring Longoria and actor Eric Christian Olsen, playing a socialite named Perry Hilton. “I love how everybody would think I have a sex tape,” she told Extra, smirking. “Will Ferrell’s company, which is Funny or Die, asked if I would do this skit on their website. And I was like, ‘Yeah, it will be fun!’” Anyone seeing it and construing it as a sex tape must have a very low sex threshold or be aroused by night-vision green (currently the number-one paint choice at Sherwin-Williams), because the two modestly dressed actors merely jump around on a bed, make droll jokes, eat turkey sandwiches, and have a pillow fight. There's not even a nipple slip. The only thing being hit is the play button on Funny or Die – over a million times since Monday. That's hot.
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