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• Kate Hudson neglected to tell Dax Shepard they were over. Shepard put on suicide watch. (TWN)

• Only manuscript of Sean Penn's novel burned in rare desk fire. At least, since he doesn't have a dog, that's what he's telling his publisher. (IOL)

• Miss Moneypenny no longer currency. Bond actress Lois Maxwell dies at 80. (24 Dash)

• Hold the pickles, hold the children. Britney's last meal with her babies: drive-thru lunch at Carl's Jr. (TMZ)

• Leave It to Beaver? Teri Hatcher's autobio to become TV series. (IOL)

• Anne Robinson's husband is the weakest link. (Now)

• Coen brothers mistakenly cast Josh Brolin instead of James Brolin in No Country for Old Men. (Contact Music)

• The smoking gun. Keith Richards pulls a Derringer on Ron Wood for smoking coke. (This Is London)

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