They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab and I Said Ho Ho Ho

We know this photo accompanies a story in The Sun about tragic mess Amy Winehouse canceling the rest of her UK tour because she's fucked-up on chemicals and sick over her beloved husband being in prison for God knows how long, but we thought it was such a festive, Christmassy snap of her, what with the uncharacteristic green bandanna knotted in her hair, that bright blonde forelock we never knew she had, and that cheerful red bag of what are probably tasty holiday pork rinds. Enjoy. (Photo: WENN)

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