And They Probably Were

After poor little mess Amy Winehouse was put through the ignominy of having her signature beehive searched for drugs yesterday in order to visit Blake, the husband she loves so much who's in London's Pentonville Prison, it's no wonder she got a little fucked up, arrived an hour late for the Birmingham opening night of her UK tour, stumbled and slurred through the performance, rambling intermittently about her husband's troubles, and eventually got booed off the stage. (Daily Mail)

As fans began to boo and heckle, around 100 poured out of the arena in disgust. Looking slightly stunned, Miss Winehouse dropped her microphone, fell into the guitar stand, and screamed: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing you're a mug for buying a ticket. Second, to all those booing, just wait till my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that." She then shocked remaining audience members by referring to them as "monkey cunts."

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