Daffy Ducks and Soccer Balls

Perhaps in an effort to undo the bad PR drugs received when it was discovered those bead toys from China had been sprayed with GHB and little children all over the world suddenly became comatose, a young man in Atlanta put 100% organic psilocybin mushrooms inside chocolate ducks and sold them out of his truck. He was arrested by the Rockdale County police after they searched the truck and found sheets of LSD and 74 chocolate-and-mushroom ducks and bunnies in a cooler bag, and $1,200 in cash in his pants. (Source)

And speaking of pants, not to be outdone by Tom Brady and his Calvins campaign, the US branch of the Emporio Armani underwear collection will be using the musky nether regions of soccer star David Beckham as its spokesarea, beginning in January. Armani has been fostering a relationship between fashion and sports for years; he and Beckham designed the uniforms for the English soccer team back in 2002. (Celebitchy)

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