Congrats to James

Well, of course we knew he was gay, but now the whole world is in on it, thanks to Out magazine. By being selected for a coveted place on its annual Out 100 list, James St James can no longer hide his predilection for pearls, blush, and pouf sleeves. The fag mag has outed him for all time. None of the lucky listed homos – among them are John Waters, Penny Arcade, Perez Hilton, Andy Cohen, Bryan Batt (from Mad Men), Alan Cumming, Graham Norton, Christine Vachon, (Miss) J Alexander, and Edmund White – were given numbers, but we've got James'. If you can't read the text above, here's what it says about him:

Don't try St. James's career trajectory at home: Become a drug-fueled clubster and "needy diva"; write a true-crime account of how your best friend murdered a drug dealer (see Party Monster; original title: Disco Bloodbath); then pen a young-adult book called Freak Show – the story of a teenage drag queen.

(Photo by Francois Rousseau)

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