Designing Daughter

While Paul is getting on with his life as if Heather were a mere distraction, daughter Stella is still at the front lines lobbing salvos at the ex-wife. Fashion designer Stella, who never wanted Heather as a stepmother in the first place, has created a line of jewelry that includes a $500 necklace with a single leg dangling from it. That's harsh. We're not sure who – other than fetishists – would want such a thing. We think a subtler show of support for those taking sides might be, say, an ankle bracelet.

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