No Sex Please, We're Singaporean

Passengers on the Airbus A380, Singapore Airlines' enormous jumbo jet, are privy to 12 first-class suites outfitted with double beds and stocked with champagne and, judging from the photo, sprinkled with rose petals. The cabins are private but not soundproof, so Singapore asks its airguests to refrain from fucking, but in a more discreet way: "All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offense to other customers and crew." Fucking. Screamers. (Reuters)

"So they'll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne and then say you can't do what comes naturally?" Tony Elwood, who traveled with wife Julie in a suite aboard the inaugural flight, told the Times of London. "They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters," Julie said. "I'd say they shouldn't really complain, should they?"

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