Corny Story

I have a weakness for candy corn, always have and always will. It turns out that Tammy Faye had a weakness for it too. It was Halloween, seven years ago, and Fenton and I were having a little dinner party. There was a well-stocked bowl of candy corn on the coffee table. We were sitting around gorging ourselves when Tammy suggested that each color of the corn was a different flavor. "I love to eat each flavor, one at a time," she said. It was a revelation. To this day, I make certain that there is a big bowl of candy corn in my house during the trick-or-treat season. Life is sweet!

– Randy Barbato

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