May 31, 2007
Prison Is the New Spa
Paris Hilton – who here appears to be on her way to the recording studio, tunes tucked under her arm, to lay down one more unfortunate track for her next album before she heads off to prison on June 5 – has apparently stopped eating due to stress. "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her," claims a source. "She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening." But here's the alarming news: A Hilton insider – or perhaps someone "inside" – has said that jail time will make for a "more beautiful" Paris and "it's going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she's going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they'll look amazing, too. Plus she's going to get all that street cred." (Is anal rape the new street cred?) So we predict there'll be an increase in shoplifting, drunk driving, and what-ever in the Beverly Hills area if in fact Hilton does benefit superficially from her internment. (EOG; photo via Britney.cl)
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