The Road to Recovery Is Paved With Puke

An hour after arriving with friends at the Mondrian's Sky Bar on Sunday, Britney Spears made an emergency run to the men's room to throw up. And she hurled so violently that security had to be called. According to a handy "source," Britney was discovered slumped over the bowl vomiting "with makeup smeared over her face and her wig hanging off." Apparently, between heaves, Spears managed to say, "I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment." Security lifted her to her feet and helped her from the men's room. Though she had reserved a room at the Mondrian, she felt so bad she had her bodyguard take her home. "She looked a real mess. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth," said the source, feeling perhaps that embellishing the hideousness might start the healing. "Britney must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not." (Source)

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