Seen the Behinds

Heather Fink is writing a tell-all book about her days working as a spokesperson for actor-director Michael Lucas' gay-porn empire, "the only industry where I was never sexually harassed." The aptly named Fink says she has lots to tell: "My trip to the dildo factory; getting a crazy, incoherent phone call from Boy George the day before he was arrested, demanding that we messenger DVDs, that [Michael] wore underpants with butt padding. Layers of them." Doesn't sound like much of a tell-all, but we're sure she's not telling all just yet. But the best line comes from the NY Daily News' Rush & Molloy today: "Fink called Lucas a cunt, which for a gay porn actor is not so much an insult as it is a job description."

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