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"[He was] combing through every style... A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it... holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow... He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store." – a Bloomingdale's customer observing Jake Gyllenhaal in the underwear department. (Page Six)

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