Erection Correction

Turns out Enrique Iglesias doesn't have a penis that's "way way way too small," as he claimed last month, when he reportedly told a Houston newspaper that he'd like to endorse extra-small condoms. Now he's saying that conditions in his pants are quite the opposite, that he is in fact "huge" (about as big as he's indicating in the photo above) and if any surgery was going to be done, it would be a dick reduction procedure (an operation previously unheard of). "The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood," he says, adding that he was nicknamed Tripod in school. (Now via Towleroad)

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