Death Takes a Holiday

To celebrate the completion of Babyshambles' second album, Pete Doherty took a beach vacation in Ibiza with his girlfriend Kate Moss. The two cuddled, kissed, and drank and, according to witnesses, ate stuff, and Pete took off his shirt, which did not result in women fainting on the sand as it might have if he'd been almost any other rock star. And although Moss was in a skimpy bikini top, if you've seen her you know that wasn't much of a compensation. A fellow "holidaymaker" told The Sun, "They were just the same as me and my girlfriend on our holiday – only they wouldn't take off their drainpipe jeans." Oh, surely, holidaymaker, there must be other differences.

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