Male Pattern Boldness

Does our president have a "thing" for bald men? "You can only deny it for so long," says Humpasaur Jones, who has proof of a whole lotta fetish going on in the White House. "After awhile, evidence starts arranging itself into patterns." Male patterns, for sure. Bush should be held scalpable. (t/y Eduardo)

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