I Know Who Arrested Me

Here's Lindsay Lohan's brand-new mug shot. The freshly rehabilitated actress was arrested early this morning and charged with two counts of driving under the influence, possession of cocaine, bringing a controlled substance into a jail facility, and driving on a suspended license. A police spokeswoman said police got a call at 1:34AM that a Denali was chasing an Escalade in a parking lot in Santa Monica. When officers arrived, they found Lohan driving the Denali. Officers smelled alcohol and administered a sobriety test at the scene, which she failed and later, at the station, her blood-alcohol level registered 0.13. She was booked and released on $25,000 bail. You'll remember that Lohan had only just turned herself in, last Thursday, on charges stemming from that nutty DUI incident in May when she crashed into some bushes in Beverly Hills. No word on whether her well-publicized ankle bracelet sounded the alarm this morning. (Source)

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