July 16, 2007
Maliboo-boo
Nestled in the refreshing oasis of Malibu you can find seashells, collagen, celebrities, and if you're lucky... a nice refreshing dose of gay-hating. Last evening, after a lovely day at the Silver Spoon Beach House in Malibu, the producers of Tori & Dean: Inn Love sat down at Taverna Tony's with their boyfriends for some lamb k-bobs. A woman sitting nearby with her husband and children became so grossed-out at the sight of us holding hands with our boyfriends that she asked the waitress to move them to another table. Unable to re-seat the bigot and her family, the waitress tried to calm the beast down (she had ugly hair), but Mommy Intolerance was so sickened by the fact that adult homosexual men would want to hold hands in public that she boxed up her heaps of Greek food and left in a huff. Clearly, seeing gay people isn't what she expected when going to a restaurant in MALIBU (dumbass). We want to issue this apology:
Dear Lady Whom We Offended With our Gayness:
• Sorry that we sat holding hands last night at a restaurant in Malibu, the last place you'd expect to see gays.
• Sorry that we ordered martinis "straight up."
• Sorry that we ordered k-bobs; looking back, they DO look like weeners, which is not appropriate.
• Sorry that we ruined your family dinner with our non-family values.
• Sorry that you're an idiot.
– John Hill
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Comments
-- Bunny | July 16, 2007 6:00 PM
Fuck 'em.
-- wendy | July 16, 2007 6:22 PM
The fact that she's entirely- MYOPIC, completely- OBLIVIOUS, to the actuality that, /SHE/ IS THE; "DISTASTEFUL, EXAMPLE," displaying any level of "prejudice," in front of those or any children- just makes me ill. As you know, "Her" kids, now-The "World's" kids, later....
-well hopefully, once those kids get out from underneath her clouded portrayal of the universe they'll get wise to the sort of repugnant shit she's been pumping into their formative little minds, and ultimately SHE'LL understand a whole new genre of hatred & intolerance... what goes around, c....- well, you know.
Uugh, the ignorance makes my stomach turn.
BTW, I hope the chef gave her a lil sumpthin in that doggy bag to make hers do a flip or two.
-- Veroinca Billingsley | July 17, 2007 12:09 PM
She's probably just pissed cuz her husband left her last year for a man.
-- Robby | July 17, 2007 1:45 PM
How sad to hear that some people are still so afraid of love that they cause such an public uproar.