Red Menace

Prince Harry, who has officially stolen the hot-brother title from William, is currently the butt of jokes from his Army pals because of his red hair. They call him the "Ginger Bullet Magnet" – which seems awkwardly long for a nickname – because they fear his flaming head will attract the enemy, like waving a red cape in front of bulls. Supposedly, his goofy frat-mentality squadron have bought matching wigs to wear when they get to Iraq; they say it's to confuse the opposition, but you know how boys will be girls in the barracks. Harry's girlfriend affectionately calls him "Big Ginger," but we suspect "Ginger Minge" is really everyone's unspoken sobriquet for him. (Source)

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