July 9, 2007
Celebrities at Large
If Seth Rogen ever expects to be taken seriously as a movie star, he really needs to ratchet up the diva factor. Late Friday night, while a certain celebutante was out reaffirming her post-incarceration fabulousness with an impromptu bra-and-panty fashion show at Les Deux, the chubby Knocked Up star was busy popping into Canter's Deli to pick up his double order of chicken fingers – hardly the finger food of choice for discerning celebrities. On top of that, Rogen patiently explained to the counterman that his order was under a woman's name because his girlfriend had called it in – again, something a true movie icon would never, ever do. Any bona fide star would've assumed the counterman knew he was using an alias to throw off the paparazzi...duh. But despite his down-to-earth shortcomings, Rogen managed to cultivate an air of privilege when he asked for a second container of ranch dressing. You've got to start somewhere, right?
– Chris May
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Comments
-- Veroinca Billingsley | July 10, 2007 10:14 AM
Well, point me toward the unpopular corner of the Gym- last picked for dodge ball again,... But I just love Seth, (as a person, that is.) -As a Producer/film-maker? He may be a little, oh--- "Silent Bob-esque"- a might- "Farelly Brothers- POST, `S.A.M."
Because you know, he's just so totally- "That guy" from school. Still, I have a feeling, (and as you'll fondly recollect, I *called it* with Steve Carell too) that- down-deep, there may be an incredibly gifted dramatic actor in `dar, (under all that ranch dressing.)
But you know, everyone has to put out a, Cluster F%$# of top 40, before they can afford to play the music they're really all about- If you know what I mean...So we'll just have to wait and see.
Hopefully he doesn't have a coronary in the meantime. I mean really. MORE. RANCH? And didn't he know there was a better party going off at a Hollywood Blvd. storefront?
Oh wait, ding ding ding ding ding- now I know why he had "MARY" order up the hideous finger foods. There wasn't anything left, anywhere. It's largely speculated that a certain production company, bought out every deli, and Trader Joes this side of Barstow during that historical 24 hr. extravaganza-Which reminds me-Has anyone put together a video montage of all that grazing yet?
Ohhhh- Heeeeeather......(that's yer cue...)