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July 5, 2007
Jaws
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Like a French-farce version of Beach Blanket Bimbo, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton turned up at Fourth of July parties in Malibu at beach houses right next to each other. Can you even imagine? The madness got even madder when Paris stopped in to the Lindsay party to, you know, make an appearance, and the ensuing slapstick to keep them from bumping into each other must have been priceless. Especially if there was only one bumproom. TMZ has video.
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Comments
-- Veroinca Billingsley | July 5, 2007 10:21 AM
OMG?!, (Emphasized with extreme valley accent) Like, is one of her boobs "Longer than the other?"
(And trust me on this, you never want the word, "Long" in any descriptive "boob" sentence.)
No, but really, SUBCONSCIOUSLY, when I saw this photo, I immediately began singing,...
"Does your Boob" hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
While the other doesn't grow...."
I know, Wayyyyyy too much time on my hands....
VeeeeBeeeee