January 26, 2007
Two Bitches
Randy Barbato: Could you believe those Nolan Miller sketches in the lobby?
Fenton Bailey: I wish they were selling those! Fabulous!
Randy: Linda Evans' face is weird.
Fenton: It's so totally post human. Did you notice how strange both their bodies were?
Randy: It was a total drag extravaganza.
Fenton: They even called each other drag queens. More than once, and ripped their wigs off!
Randy: And a male stripper humping them from behind?
Fenton: It should have been playing at Rage!
Randy: The Pyramid!
Fenton: Escuelita!
Randy: The piers!
Fenton: Did you notice that when Joan entered the stage she was
carrying a Luis Vuitton bag?
Randy: How could I miss that?
Fenton: The best bit was at the end when they came out in those drop-dead red Nolan Miller gowns.
Randy: That's how they got a standing ovation.
Fenton: So, who was better?
Randy: Linda Evans cannot act her way out of a paper bag. But who
cares.
Fenton: Joan is hardly Oscar material. I think it all comes down to costume changes. Joan had three costume changes and Linda had only one.
Randy: Well, that settles it then. Joan always wins.
Fenton: I can't wait to see RuPaul and Lady Bunny do this show – now
THAT would be a huge hit.
Randy: OMG, totally
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Comments
-- wayne | January 26, 2007 8:14 AM
lol, you 2 crack me the fuck up! classic.
-- aguynamedwayne | January 26, 2007 8:15 AM
I guess I meant that so much that I had to say it twice!? (am I the only one who gets wierd error codes, and duplicated posts?)
-- aguynamedwayne | January 26, 2007 8:20 AM
No Wayne, You are not alone,... We all get them.
The trick it,...
"A minute and 38 seconds."
If your page hasn't refreshed and your comment posted within, "a minute and 38 seconds,..."
- then and only then, should you repeat, "Post Comment."
No, really.
As everything goes at WOW, First comes the "idea," then the angst, ALMOST ALWAYS followed by "more angst," and in the end, an eventual; "o-fucking-well."
It is what it is.
Besides, we all know how fabulous you are.
No worries dear.
-- Auntie Social | January 26, 2007 12:02 PM
Thankyou, it's almost overwhelming to at last know that I am not Alone...... (you have to picture me giving that statment the full on Scarlet OHara treatment, for it to have it's full effect).
-- aGuyNamedWayne | January 26, 2007 12:35 PM
OMG-- "POST-HUMAN"--- I'm using this for so many people.... GENIUS..
-- JAMES | January 26, 2007 5:06 PM
gorgeous! I LOVEEEEEE Joan!
-- Britt | January 27, 2007 5:27 AM
gorgeous! I LOVEEEEEE Joan!
-- Britt | January 27, 2007 5:30 AM
lol, you 2 crack me the fuck up! classic.