Porny Monster

We're just sorry we didn't think of this first. Or did we? Randy? Fenton? Anyway, Porny Monster, the porn version of the WOW cult feature Party Monster, starring the "Punk Rock Princess of Porn" Joannna Angel, will be released on January 9. Of course, we haven't seen it yet, but we figure this "version" will be a loose one. We're curious about the story and who's playing whom because, really, who could "do" James St James better than Seth Green? As luck would have it, on Gram Ponante.com, Ms Angel was asked, "Does Porny Monster have anything to do with Party Monster or is it just the best title ever?" And she said, "It is a spoof of Party Monster. I pretty much copied it. I'm James St. James and Chapel Waste is Michael Alig." She calls the film her "masterpiece." At first, we thought Joanna Angel would be perfect for the part of, you know, Angel. But then we realized it was really such a small part and most of it would end up on the cutting-room floor. (Thanks to Annie Sprinkle, who gave us a heads-up, so to speak, on this project.)

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