Ring Around the Poesy

Not unlike ice skater Tanya Harding, who turned to boxing when all else had failed, so rhymin' Kevin Federline has turned to wrestling. Introduced last night – at his request – as the "celebrated recording artist, dancer par excellence, and entertainment mogul" at the WWE's Monday Night RAW event at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, K-Fed took on champion John Cena in a no-disqualification match. With the help of wrestler Umaga, K-Fed miraculously won the match. But later, after Cena defeated wrestler Umaga and three other opponents in a 4-on-1 match, he grabbed the ringside Federline and "smashed him to the mat," according to MSNBC.

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