Promises, Promises

We promised ourselves we wouldn't post anything Britney for a while, but when Splash News emails us THE FRIST PICTURE OF BRITNEY IN REHAB! we figure we might as well post it. But, really, that's gonna be it for... Well, if the girl stays put, we won't have to look at her again until tomorrow.

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