Famous Anus

Bobby Trendy, reclusive stylist to the star, who because of Anna Nicole's recent death has found reason to dress again, to leave his house in satins, lip gloss, and pearls, to reclaim his fame, and speak from the heart about his benefactress. He told TMZ to, "thank Anna for making me famous." He said to say, "When you think of Anna, think of red, white and pink hearts. She was love as she taught love. She was the breadwinner and supported four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women. She was an entertainer who will be missed." We think his statement is so touching, so odious odic that it's better served in poem form:

When you think of Anna
Think
Of red, white and pink
Hearts. She was love
As she taught love
She was the breadwinner
And supported four people
By baring her breasts and genitals
For men
And women
She was an entertainer
Who will
Be
Missed

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