February 15, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! Anna Nicole's Baby Found in Microwave!
Only the WOW Report has this exclusive photo taken after Bahamas police today discovered five-month-old Dannielynn in the microwave oven in Smith's bedroom. "Six more seconds and she would have been done," said a spokesman for Howard K Stern.
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Comments
-- lady_boheme | February 15, 2007 6:55 PM
Insane! hahaha
-- sparks | February 15, 2007 7:29 PM
that is so not funny you guys, I expected a little more than that!
www.myeccentricblog.blogspot.com
-- dezimonster | February 15, 2007 8:12 PM
I expected a little more from myeccentricblog.blogspot.com.
Shit happens.
-- mrs doody | February 15, 2007 9:12 PM
I agree dezimonster - that's so fucked up you guys. How on EARTH could you possibly nuke a baby without basting it first? And that outfit is just going to soak up what little flavor remains...
Seriously...so not cool.
YCKTR
-- YCKTR | February 15, 2007 10:04 PM
I also have to add, if you wrap it in foil before microwaving, it puts on a spectacular show!
S.R.
-- MannHandled | February 16, 2007 2:44 AM
Didn't this actually happen recently? I think it's as offensive, if not more so, than the Sarah Silverman jokes about sending AIDS patients to the moon (which you guys recently took offense toward). To each his own, I suppose.
-- Icaia | February 16, 2007 11:20 AM
Ummm..there's the door.
YCKTR
-- ycktr | February 16, 2007 11:38 AM
Look, I love this damn site. All I'm saying is that I recently saw on my local news that a child had been killed in a microwave. And while I agreed with the Silverman post, no AIDS patient has been sent to the moon. I was just pointing out how possibly some would find the post offensive while also stating long live freedom of speech! I am Spartacus. hee hee.
-- Icaia | February 16, 2007 8:10 PM
....ya, that post was funny, until 10 minutes after I read it I went to warm up my coffee and realized my Starbucks cup had metal in the interior, and absolutely DESTROYED my oven.
DO YOU REALIZE what a baby in the microwave can do, to the mechanical system? Did you even bother to check if their were metal snaps on that sleeper? All I'm saying is that I had to fork over 399.00 dollars to Sears for a new microwave that won't even arrive for two weeks,..(instead of getting that super duper turbine freight, 40 setting vibrator I was going to get as a late Valentines day gift to myself.) So, you know, lets be a little more responsible next time guys. Microwaves are expensive, and can take WEEKS TO SHIP! Babies, on the other hand, you can get in one trip to an Ethiopian orphanage.
So, I'm just saying.
-- Buddy Cole | February 16, 2007 9:22 PM
THANKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-- Icaia | February 16, 2007 11:34 PM







sooo not cool you guys