February 14, 2007
Pursed Hearst
Lydia Hearst refused to give Britney Spears one of her PUMA purses backstage at the Heatherette show because she didn't think Spears was a good role model. Spears had promised to flaunt the accessory for photographers when she was sitting in her front-row seat at the show, but when Hearst said no, Spears left. "I'm only giving the bag to accomplished young women who are doing something positive to affect the world around them," said Hearst. "They are women I look up to and respect, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway. They share the same high standards of giving back to the communities in which they live." Jesus, loosen your sphincter, girl, they're bags, not grants. (Rush & Molloy)
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-- Liz | February 14, 2007 9:29 AM
Eyewitnesses told me Britney puked backstage at Heatherette, and left to puke outside.
-- mama | February 14, 2007 9:56 AM
Didn't her mother hold up a bank with a machine gun?
-- RC | February 14, 2007 11:12 AM
I'm going with the original assessment - it's a fucking purse, get over yourself. But it's typical of these do nothing heiress types - self-indulgent? You betcha. Self-important? Always. Real value to society? Absolutely nothing.
I guess 'interesting' skipped a generation in this family.
YCKTR
-- YCKTR | February 14, 2007 11:15 AM
I'm glad someone has the nerve to stand up to Britney - maybe this is just the sort of humiliation she needs to shape up and fly right...
It would have been better though if she asked Brit to buy one because obviously a portion of the proceeds are going to the under-privileged.
-- bunny | February 14, 2007 12:44 PM
And now.. it's time for another installment of..
ELMIRA ON ICE! *valentines day episode*
Manny was running through the streets, carrying a box of choclates he had just stolen from the Dollar Store. Suddenly a crowd gathered.. They all stood in the street waiting for the wise old one to speak.
She appeared, the crowd became silent.
She lifted her babooshka wrapped head high and said: "I don't know that I would hold Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway up so high but I get her point. At least Hearst has the "courage" of her convictions but of course it's not like she needs to play some PC game anyway."
Manny pondered her words.... And then ran off into the night.
The towns folk were left unsatisfied, AGAIN.
Stay tuned...
-- MannyBarfedOnTheBus | February 14, 2007 1:10 PM
Yeah Bunny - first came Rosa Parks, then Lydia Hearst. Christ....
The under-privileged? Being simply under-priviledged would be a dream come true for residents of the Darfur region.
It's about more than some stupid ass purse and an arguement between Britney Spears and some other tacky whore. Of course that part doesn't come with accessories, so why would anyone care?
Hollyweird needs an enema. High Colonic even.
YCKTR
-- YCKTR | February 14, 2007 1:33 PM
--and in honor of that colonic.....
-- GB | February 14, 2007 5:59 PM
-- gb | February 14, 2007 6:08 PM
who the f*ck is lydia hearst? if she is the daughter of patty hearst, who like bindi the baby croc of shit hunter, made a career out of a trajedy, then she she should eat her own turd.
she should give one he puma poon purses to
mary cheney.
jack jett
-- jack e jett | February 14, 2007 6:09 PM
Holy shit GB, that's the funniest shit I've seen all week - seriously. My own brand of enema bag...brilliant.
Writing up the patent request as we speak....
YCKTR
-- YCKTR | February 14, 2007 6:48 PM
Hey Beyotchesss!!! Okay I'm on her side for embarassing BritBrit but then too she's old money so it wasn't like it was a big deal for her I mean now if she had said something like "you trailer park bimbo your skin would melt if something as stylish as my use of child labor and baby veal leather was to touch your skin" or maybe "there is no puke compartment" well then I would be all on LH's team at this juncture I'm more interested in Roo's enema bag. And on that note it's off to the doctor I go.
Hey Randy and Fenton you know you need to hook the kid up with one of those parts in your new documentary. Let him jump on the bed since not allowed at home.
Mawahhhh Kisses both cheeks
-- The Mom | February 15, 2007 7:21 AM
I don't know that I would hold Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway up so high but I get her point. At least Hearst has the "courage" of her convictions but of course it's not like she needs to play some PC game anyway.