I Vass Her Boyfriend!

In (heart)breaking news today, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband of 20 years, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, is adding his DNA to Anna Nicole Smith's post-mortem stew. The 64-year-old is more than intimating that it is he – not Stern, not Birkhead – who is the true father of the infant DannieLynn. "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," he told the AP. We hope that news doesn't make 90-year-old Gabor the next casualty. (TMZ)

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