Razzle Bedazzle!

Earlier this week, we asked you to tell us what you would bedazzle with a Bedazzler if you had a Bedazzler and we'd send a Bedazzler to you if we liked your entry. The deadline was today, so here are the best ones. A Bedazzler kit tis in the mail to each of the following:

The site of my first bedazzle would be that spot in the area of skin just beneath Madonna's right nostril where her mole (and her mustache) used to be. Thanks for your consideration.

– Prince Michael

With the holidays fast approaching, a needy college student like me could really use a Bedazzler: not to make sparkly clothes for my own selfish pleasure, but rather to create gifts for my family. Christmas is about sharing, about connecting with loved ones, and about coming together in a spirit of love and togetherness – so that, once a year, we can remember what is truly important.

This is why I would Bedazzle my family a matching set of 9-inch vibrating black dildos.

– Max Kuhn

Thank you for the opportunity to win a Bedazzler. Not only would it bring back fond memories of advertisements of yore, but it would also give me the opportunity to put some much needed glamour into the more mundane objects of everyday life.

For years I have been thinking of a way to bring that extra attention to my crotch. And judging by the products on the market these days, I have not been alone. Disappointed by the under performance of the "support Loop" of the CIn2 line, and not having the patience for someone to pull down my zipper to read "Lucky You" off my Lucky Brand Jeans, I think that bedazzling the zipper flap of my jeans will do the necessary trick. I will be able to add extra columns of dazzle for girth, extra rows for length, as well as make pointed designs and adornments.

Additionally, this being the election year, I feel that it's important that we express where we stand (or sit) on certain issues. We've all seen the "Juicy" signs across less then splendid female rears across Los Angeles in 2005. Why not bedazzle the political message of "Obama" across the glutes, to let your fellow Americans know exactly who's full of it.

These are just some of the uses I will be relying on my gift of the Bedazzler to effectuate. I thank you for the opportunity for both me and America to win this wonderful machine.

– Gary M Gekht

Right off the bat I'd Bedazzle a portrait of David Bowie on my favorite Levi jacket. I think his looks on 'Aladdin Sane' and/or 'Scary Monsters' would translate best in sparkle magic. Because I have very little artistic talent when it comes to rendering the likeness of a rock GOD in rhinestones, it'll probably look more like a day camp crafts project done by Corky from 'Life Goes On.' BUT I'LL know it's David. Oh yes. I'll know.

– Jimmy Donahue

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