Kids Today

Well, what took so long? Jamie Lynn and Casey have broken up. A friend says that they were always breaking up the way kids do and then the 16-year-old would take Casey back because he was her first. Dear Diary stuff. But this time it looks like it might be for realz, yo. “They’re not dating now," says the source. "He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married. At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.” So she does sometimes think ahead. Casey Aldridge, the kid himself, might not have anything to offer the baby, but perhaps the law will be asking him to offer himself up for questioning down at the station real soon. Now that the initial frenzy has died down a bit, it looks like 19-year-old Casey could face statutory rape charges and, if convicted, go to prizzle for 10 years. Or not. Developing. (Photo: Rex)

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