Hello Larry!

Tony Parker has "adamantly and unconditionally" denied knowing in any way, especially biblically, the French slut and alleged model Alexandra Paressant who claims to have had an affair with him after his marriage to Eva Longoria. Parker's attorney Stanton "Larry" Stein says, "The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated." Not only false but made up. Fictional. Untrue. Random, sketchy, and as if. Which is a lot stronger than Parker's own wishy-washy and evasive rebuttal last week: "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Which isn't exactly a denial of adultery. "Larry" also threatened on behalf of Parker to "pursue all legal remedies against those making such false accusations." So now the ball's in Paressant's court – and she'll have to prove she had Parker's balls in her mouth. (People)

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