Bland Ambition

Even with Dukes of Hazzard, Employee of the Month, Blonde Ambition, and probably the upcoming Major Movie Star proving that Jessica Simpson can't act, she still insists she can, dammit, if given the right project. So to show she can really act and not just perform, she wants to appear naked in her next movie. Apparently she believes that to be taken seriously as an actress in Hollywood you have to strip, not realizing that in the actor's "craft," getting nude is more a mental process than a physical one. But she may have found just the project to make her think she'll be the next Meryl Streep in the eyes of her peers. (Actually, in the eyes of her peers she probably already is.) According to Female First, a source says:

"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

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