World of Wunder

Continuing adventures of Gerda Wunder and the bastard Mustafio:

"MUSTAFIO AND I WENT TO THE MALL TO SEE A MOVIE. WE TEND TO BE ANTISOCIAL SO THIS WAS A RARE OKAYZHIN. INSTEAD OF THE ESCALATOR THE BASTARD SAYS HES GOING TO FLY AND WOULDN"T CARRY ME, HE SAID BECAUSE OF HIS HURNEEYA. MEANWHILE I HAD TO TAKE THE STEPS BUT HE PROMISED ME POPCORN. THEN THE SECURITY GOD CAME RUNNING TO ME. HE YELED "YOU SHOUNT TALK TO ME" AND I SAID I COULDNT HELP IT YOU WERE STAIRING AT ME. HE WROTE ME A CHECK BUT IT WAS SOFT LIKE MARSHMELLOW AND I USED IT UP ENTIRELY IN THE SHOWER"

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