The St James Version

OPEN LETTER TO MR RYAN TEDDER OF ONEREPUBLIC

So let me get this straight: You're saying it's too late to "POL-ogize," it's too late? You think it's too late? It's too late for you to "POL-ogize," huh? Am I right? Have I got it right? You WANT to "POL-ogize," but you think it's too late? I don't know, Ryan, is it REALLY ever too late to "POL-ogize?" Can I tell you something, Mr Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic? You are driving me batshit bananas with your goddamned "POL-ogizing" – just do it already and get over it.

And by the way, you doughy tool, the word is "A-POLOGIZE" – could you just try saying ONCE? For me? PLEEEEEASE? I just counted how many times you mispronounced it in your damn song, and strangely enough, you only mangled it 8 out of the 8 times you said the word. That's funny because I would have guessed you said it 1,000 or more times during the effen song. That's how annoying you are to me.

And don't bother "POL-ogizing" – It's too late.

– James St James

Related entries:

1. The St James Version: This video is for all you Andrew...
2. The St James Version: Catfight at Julie Newmar's?: Saturday night, Lenora Claire – goddess that...
3. The St James Version: My friend Pat from Clearwater, Florida, is...
4. Who's the Cutest Boy at WOW?:A superficial little activity from James St James....
5. The St James Version: We have the writers back and we...