Tat'll Show Her

Must Die star Jesse Metcalfe and Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle met in Sydney in March last year and dated until he was discovered with another girl immediately after he left rehab this April. Coyle is said to be back with Metcalfe, but while they were apart, he had his arm inked with this massively ugly tattoo of a woman lassoing a heart in front of a rising sun shaped like Ireland, where Coyle is from. His reason? “It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again." Smart thinking, and it's a cinch future Mrs Metcalfes will enjoy looking at Coyle's titties everyday. (The Sun)

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