Chalk Outline

See, the way Jimmy Kimmel explains it, putting chalk to board, what Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, said that fateful night makes almost perfect sense, bless him. (And you thought we'd seen the last of her. Not by a long shot. We still have all the remixes to go.)

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