No Pix, Please, We're Pregnant

Future desperate housewife Nicole Richie, almost five months pregnant, and her rocker baby-daddy Joel Madden (are we calling the couple Nijoel yet?), are currently looking for an apartment in New York City. The other night, Madden went out by himself to the Village Pourhouse on Third Avenue to celebrate its first anniversary. When a promoter tried to get his picture with a pretty young woman, a witness reported that "he said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes." That's putting the good in Good Charlotte. (Source; photo via crazyGossip)

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