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August 15, 2007
The Man with Two Beards
in Celebrity & Speculation
We're sure Jake's wrist is like that because it was caught in mid-gesture by the camera as he was about to wipe his nose with the back of his hand the way real men do, and not because he's, you know, a swishy queen. But you don't have to swish to be gay, and it's said (at Oh No They Didn't, at least) that the other guy in this picure, Chris Fischer, a sous chef in New York, is Gyllenhaal's real boyfriend, not Austin Nichols from the just-cancelled John from Cincinnati, as previously thought. Jeez, Jake, are we not to believe the tabs when they say you've gone public with Reese?
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Comments
-- sparks | August 15, 2007 3:04 PM
Couldn't agree with you more.
-- the editor | August 15, 2007 5:10 PM
Much as it breaks my heart, Jake is straight. He just doesn't care whether he's "seen" with gay people and isn't self-conscious or paranoid enough to monitor his every movement to make sure he's projecting a certain image in the public eye. In fact I don't think he gives much thought to when he is and isn't being watched.
Not sure how, but he manages to live his everyday life without paying much attention to the camera shutters.
I like that it bugs the hell out of some people.