It Came from Outta Place

We think the citizens of Zandvoort should be wary of this eight-foot-tall seemingly innocuous Lego man that appeared out of nowhere in the sea off the Dutch beach resort yesterday. The guys who dragged it ashore are using it to decorate the front of their refreshment stand. But should the cryptic NO REAL THAN YOU ARE inscribed across its giant chest be ignored? Does no one remember Klaatu barada nikto or To Serve Man?

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