Rock 'n' Parole

30 Rock's Tracy Morgan, seen here in his signature pose, is still sober. Page Six reports that at a recent Yankees game he was proudly showing off his alcohol-monitoring anklet, saying, "Check out my Lindsay Blowhan bracelet. I'm taking it to Jacob the Jeweler to get it blinged out." Morgan, who says he made $3 million over the summer, was also bragging about the $100,000 Jaguar he just bought but can't drive because he's on parole. Bummer.

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