Conversation Starter Stoppers

Can't really imagine why you'd be needing a butt plug (ahem), unless perhaps you're on a medication with an untoward side effect, so we'll assume these colorful stoppers from Celebrity Butt Plugs are intended for display on a shelf. These two factory-fresh corks, Assama Butt Laden and vibrating home run record-breaker Dingleberry Bonds (he has such a big head), will look chic grouped with the Parass Hilton you already have.

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