We ARE Amused

A quartet of Scots Guards, the famous regiment of soldiers whose job it is to protect Queen Elizabeth II and who played a part in the Queen Mother's funeral, got really pissed on Buckfast and cider (?) in their Chelsea barracks, took off all their clothes save for their socks and jackets, and did unseemly (for soldiers) things to each other, capturing the entire night of homofestivity on tape. In the old days, heads would have rolled, but these days we're just rolling with laughter. "They are a disgrace and not fit to wear the uniform," said an insider. Well, in their defense, they did try to remove most of their uniform. (The Sun; t/y Eduardo)

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