Fed-Axe

In a promotional stunt for Axe deodorant yesterday at the corner of Hollywood and Highland, Kevin Federline and a brood of babes, called the Axe Angels, bounced up and down, up and down inside a giant replica can of the teen-targeted body spray, presumably working up a sweat which would be undetected due to the stellar deodorizing yet libido-triggering properties of the product. According to the company, its body spray "stimulates the clothing-removal section of the female brain" (apparently it smells like new shoes), so we can expect a small baby boom about nine months from yesterday.

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