Blessed Event Horizon

Resident Evil director Paul WS Anderson has planted his Evil seed in his fiancee, Resident star Milla Jovovich, and they'll have spawn by fall. This is an exclusive bit of info from Jovovich's people via Planet Gossip. Jovovich, who was previously wed to her Fifth Element director Luc Besson from 1997 to 1999, became engaged to Anderson four years ago. By the way, we totally love Milla Jovovich and you should own her CD The Divine Comedy and rent the movie Dummy, costarring Jovovich and Adrien Brody, which absolutely no one went to see when it screened in 2002. And Paul WS Anderson didn't direct Boogie Nights or Magnolia.

Sick and tired of having to explain the significance of the raining frogs in Magnolia (1999), he added the initials W.S. to his name to avoid confusion with indie filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson. Unfortunately, the modified name is too similar to another celebrated auteur, Wes Anderson, and Paul is constantly fielding questions about what it's like to work with Bill Murray. (via IMDb)

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